Okay, I got tagged by
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WTH, dude? What the hell?!

I've. Discovered. That my best friend jerks off with my panties in my bathroom.

Still haven't decided what to do to him, but it's not going to be nice. -.-"

01. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?
  Feel terribly uncomfortable, but open the door anyways. She's probably going to kill me. We ( Read more... )

1. WHO WERE YOU NAMED AFTER?
 Nobody. I think.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
 ... I can't remember. I think a few months ago. After having a bad fight with my father.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
 ... I like the fact that I can write incredibly small (every letter smaller than a millimetre), but I dislike my hadwriting. It's messy and too... ( Read more... )

Mel, Mel. My dear friend. You always come out with the best idiocies, and I just have to share it with someone.

"Jess? You know her. Jess is just a pink apostrophe between the words God and Damn It!"

I think I love you right now. Just a tiny little bit. XD

PS: It should make more sense if you knew the famous quote... A kiss is a pink apostrophe ( Read more... )

This thing is... wonderful. It totally made my day. XD

http://www.gizoogle.com/

I have to share this madness with the world..